Russian Nutnick

A Russian Nutnick occurs when you hurry through manscaping your nutsack.

I was rushing through trimming my ball pubes when I gave myself the Russian Nutnick.

by Minksie February 18, 2010

Russian slinky

The act of putting your penis into someone's ass while they are on rollerskates

I gave alassandra the russian slinky

by Mak19993 November 18, 2020

Russian Brisket

An alcoholic drink comprised of cheap vodka and bbq sauce -the cheaper the better

Joey was so drunk after we got Domino's that he walked in the music shop next door and did a Russian Brisket before being asked to leave.

by Russianbrisketman February 08, 2020

Russian Kid

We all o that one person that is obsessed with Russia finds it very on often named Emma. CANT figure out how to do simple math but is somehow in advance math

Emma is an idot also a Russian kid,

by CANADIAN KID124 April 28, 2021

Russian Swordfish

When you stick your dick through one ear and out the other

Dallas Threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.

Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.

by tropical January 04, 2023

Russian Nutcracker

The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.

"Hey man, me and my girl did a Russian Nutcracker, gotta say that was ball bustin''."

by Ball Bustin Bob December 26, 2015