Charleston Mud Puddle

Preparing a "puddle" (anywhere will do--a bathtub, the out of doors, a tarp-covered floor--wherever you please) of a feces and urine mixture and then preforming the act of sexual intercourse there in. It is best if said "puddle" is deep enough to cover both partners in lying down positions and to peak at the chests in seated and other positions.
"I like to wear nose plugs in extremely deep Charleston Mud Puddles because I enjoy having my hands free to roam."
by Pocket Tits March 23, 2008
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stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.
"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"
by koreatown March 12, 2018
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jemima puddle duck

Jemima puddle ducks are amazing people. They are kind, sweet, funny, and just the nicest people ever. they are great best friends, and will sometimes be called the goddess of handwriting for their talented, well, handwriting. They like green tea, and prefer to stay up at night and sleep in naps during the day. Jemima puddle ducks are just the best ever, And you should pray the bell saves you befor you get in trouble for kicking a douchebags hat in the hallways....-Loud MOuse
WOW, They are such an awesome jemima puddle duck.
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whale in a mud puddle

When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.
Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 December 11, 2011
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an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.
that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Kentucky Mud Puddle

The basic concept of inserting water via enema or spray bottle into an anal facility the proceeding to penetrate the anus with a penis whilst the recipient squirts water out, creating a dirty water splash affectionately known as the Kentucky Mud Puddle.
Tina was down to clown, so I gave her a Kentucky Mud Puddle... No regrets but I do need all new bedding.
by Tommy2Straws April 5, 2017
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Whale in a mud puddle

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!
Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 December 11, 2011
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