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bus left

To miss an opportunity by a wide margin. By failing to act/speak/do something promptly, the window of opportunity closed.
GM wants to get concessions from the UAW in order to avoid going bankrupt, but that bus left a long time ago.
by Jim K July 25, 2008
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Left Side

The side of the Allen snare line that is better in every way than the ridiculous and unoriginal 'Right Side'. As of October 4th, it is legally a separate entity.
"Hey check out that Left Side, they make the Right Side look bad."
"Why does the Right Side always copy everything the Left Side does?"
by Brad Poe October 19, 2007
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Evan the Left

it is a phrarse reffering to anyone who is left handed and believes that they would have had full dominace against the right handed in the medievil era
You will all fear Evan the Left right-handers.
by Burninator831 October 15, 2009
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left of Stalin

An expression describing someone who's an extreme liberal/leftist, often to the point of irritating the people around them. While Stalin is considered to be "left-wing," his politics are nothing like most modern liberals or leftists (since he was a neurotic totalitarian autocrat), so the expression is somewhat nonsensical and certainly a total exaggeration. It really rolls of the tongue, though, which makes it fun to use.
Guy #1: "Blah, blah, Noam Chomsky, capitalism is evil, EATING ANIMALS IS LIKE SLAVERY/THE HOLOCAUST/(insert irrelevant historical tragedy here), I hate America. brb putting on my Che Guevara t-shirt."
Guy #2: "Guy #1 needs to stop posting his whiny left-wing shit on Facebook. Goddamnit I voted for Obama and agree with the Democrats, but he's to the left of Stalin!"
Guy #3: "You know, Noam Chomsky and Stalin would hate each other."
Guy #2: "No shit, Sherlock. I'm just being melodramatic."
Guy #3: "Gotcha. Yeah, he needs to shut his ass up."
by Irritated Moderate August 25, 2013
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eyes left

When Seibert calls eyes left while walking out to formation only to discover that it is in fact Lucas, and is permanently endowed to endless ridicule; for use when a completely "bag it bitch" walks by and your dumbass friend checks the skanky dyke out.
"mmmmmfph! Eyes left!"
"dude, thats that dyke"
"oh god"
by Cynical Bastard March 30, 2005
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The Shark On The Left

The only reason 73% of us watched he super bowl half-time show.
"Did you see that guy on The Voice!?!? He totaly pulled a shark on the left moment!"
"He did pull the shark on the left! Like a boss too!
by Lol:) February 4, 2015
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left test

A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.
<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.
by midinerd September 11, 2016
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