Vegas kid issues

When a kid's parents spend all their money gambling so don't have any money to spend on their kid

"That kid never goes anywhere or has any money"
"Yeah, talk about Vegas kid issues"

by Terranovator December 28, 2022

Skill Issue

When you absolutely suck at a game you have no skill or skill issue. You can also have skill issue in sports.

Bro has massive skill issue, he can’t even make a shot.

by Chaos_Luke March 1, 2024

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

Skill Issue

When you have no other leverage in an argument about your own wrong-doing but you do have something to pull out of your ass

"Bro I just beat you in a fight and you ban me, admin abuser"

"Skill Issue"

by FuegoEggo March 3, 2023

Vali Issue

The fear of speaking in the office is a very common phobia and one that is believed to affect up to 75% of employers. Some individuals may feel a slight nervousness at the very thought of speaking in that space, while others experience full-on panic and fear. This can come as the fear of Dominant people in the inner circle.

He Has Vali Issue. Fear from sigma people.

by atelophobic mf January 10, 2023

Legit Skill Issue

One's ability to dominate your opponent in a skill based ranked multiplayer game, yet both the players started around same time since the release of the game.

I killed that sniper, legit skill issue!

by Talk_to_gamer January 4, 2024

skill issue

A very large crush on another person who doesn’t feel the same way

Person 1: do you have a skill issue for anyone?
Person 2: yes ☹️

by willdeez14 September 4, 2022