Butter Boots

when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)

AWWWW thats my batman!!!

.............butter boots

by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012

crusty boot

The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.

I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.

by JC4556 June 19, 2007

Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012

Radio Boots

More commonly known as Fuck Me Boots. Comes from abbreviating Fuck Me to FM, which is also an abbreviation of the radio broadcasting band of Frequency Modulation. Normally used when talking around persons who may or will be offended by the term Fuck Me Boots.

Dave: "Did you see that chick that walked in with the radio boots? Any higher & she wouldn't have needed that belt she's wearing as mini-skirt."

Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."

by Vorpal Cougar February 7, 2009

Boot-Nailing

The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.

"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"

"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."

"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"

by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023

David Boot

Informally known as a unit of measurement.

The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.

Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.

The radius of that tire looks to be about three David Boot.

by DrunkenDefinitions December 17, 2019

boot shaft

A white male's penis that his extremely darker than his skin complexion

Dude did you notice that Grec's got a damn boot shaft

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018