by thehora July 11, 2010
Get the dick bastardmug. anybody that is big douche
Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!
by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011
Get the Leaky Bastardmug. Definition:
A lucky bastard is a person who is in a relationship with someone who is way out of their league in terms of physical beauty, understanding, and love. The lucky bastard's partner is so madly in love with them that even the scent of their body is irresistible. It is a term used to express envy towards someone who has found such an amazing partner.
A lucky bastard is a person who is in a relationship with someone who is way out of their league in terms of physical beauty, understanding, and love. The lucky bastard's partner is so madly in love with them that even the scent of their body is irresistible. It is a term used to express envy towards someone who has found such an amazing partner.
Example of the usage of the term "lucky bastard":
Person 1: Have you seen John's girlfriend? She's drop-dead gorgeous and so smart too.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a lucky bastard.
Person 1: I heard she loves the scent of his body so much that she wants to inhale it from his neck.
Person 2: Wow, that's insane! He really is a lucky bastard.
Person 1: Have you seen John's girlfriend? She's drop-dead gorgeous and so smart too.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a lucky bastard.
Person 1: I heard she loves the scent of his body so much that she wants to inhale it from his neck.
Person 2: Wow, that's insane! He really is a lucky bastard.
by Fucking lucky bastard February 20, 2023
Get the Lucky Bastardmug. Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."
by DakkalordG February 12, 2015
Get the Bastard Magnetmug. In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.
by Otarion October 21, 2008
Get the Bastard Cannonmug. Tim "Hey Jim how is life? "
Jim "Bad, My mom is still sucking dick for money and I don't know where my dad is."
Tim "Damn you a ho bastard."
Jim "Bad, My mom is still sucking dick for money and I don't know where my dad is."
Tim "Damn you a ho bastard."
by Definitionofdefintions December 8, 2017
Get the Ho Bastardmug. One who cuts a smelly fart in a circumstance in which all are grossed out and suffer, such as an office meeting, at the dinner table, in a restaurant, etc.
by Rod Brock August 1, 2006
Get the stinkbutt bastardmug.