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Catful

The existance of a person with no significant other, and no social life to any extent. This person's life consists of doilies, floral print, and the essential ingredient; cats. The catful person can only look forward to the love and devotion of their many cats. The cats will have names that represent the pitiable existance of their owner, such as "Sippy Cup"
"Melianie will live a catful life due to her lack of socialblilty."

"The woman who works in the book store most likely lives a catful existance."
by Pavarti Patil January 17, 2008
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Alex always makes Conner be the cat.
by miss.sprite9x June 7, 2011
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A house pet that will first start it's reign of terror by shitting in a litter box in the corner of your basement,
it then with lay or tramp around in the box for a few seconds, then it jumps onto your kitchen counter while
you have food out and steps in it with crappy paws. After you keep your cat a few days, it will probably run
off to find a new victim.
Cat Lover: Aww, look at her! Shes walking around on the counter!
Normal Person: You realize she just walked around in a box that she craps in and is now sitting on the table you eat/make food on, right?
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013
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woah that dog is totally not a cat.
by stanzy #6 January 3, 2010
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Short for category especially as it relates to wiring.
User: It takes forever to download videos even though my computer says I'm conntected at 100/Full.
Help desk: Is your patch cable rated at least cat-5? (As if a user would know!)
by Yote October 22, 2008
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In argentina is a woman who works at night by offering her sexual services in the streets. A synonym of whore or naughty/dirty girl.
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Oh that woman is such a cat ! She tries to have sex with my boyfriend all the time.

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They say that girl was in an orgy the other night. If that is true.. well, she's a cat.
by chicagranada May 1, 2009
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Derived from 'catastrophic'. Used to describe someone/something that is minging or disgusting. Also used to describe difficult or strenuous situations. Often used in the phrase 'cat as fuck'.
You seen that fat bird eating her cookie...she's cat as fuck
Ginger kids are fucking cat
My nips are killing - that chest session was cat as fuck
Brush your teeth mate, your breath smells cat
by thebigcheese88 April 10, 2011
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