The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.
I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.
by JC4556 June 19, 2007
Get the crusty boot mug.A non-derogatory phrase to express disagreement with an occurrence or statement. The phrases origins are from the boot of an AFL umpire.
by Stumcc April 12, 2015
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Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired.
Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired.
"Dude, are your boots loose?"
If the person is drunk/high, "Yeah man, my boots are way loose."
"Everything smells like hemp lotion when your boots are loose."
"I got the munchies cause my boots are loose."
If the person is drunk/high, "Yeah man, my boots are way loose."
"Everything smells like hemp lotion when your boots are loose."
"I got the munchies cause my boots are loose."
by Nick and Amanda February 17, 2009
Get the Boots Loose mug.More commonly known as Fuck Me Boots. Comes from abbreviating Fuck Me to FM, which is also an abbreviation of the radio broadcasting band of Frequency Modulation. Normally used when talking around persons who may or will be offended by the term Fuck Me Boots.
Dave: "Did you see that chick that walked in with the radio boots? Any higher & she wouldn't have needed that belt she's wearing as mini-skirt."
Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."
Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."
by Vorpal Cougar February 7, 2009
Get the Radio Boots mug.A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.
Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
by TheMasey October 1, 2012
Get the Toblerone Boots mug.A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.
by Uh-1D September 24, 2019
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