Vodka Water

Mixed drink consisting of only vodka and water. Can also be made with tonic instead of regular water. Very low calorie therefore making it one of the healthiest mixed drinks you could have and a favorite of white girls everywhere.

Shelby's on a diet so shes only drinking vodka waters tonight.

by Florida bitch November 16, 2013

nigger water

Rubbing alcohol drained through a loaf of white bread. Usually used as a cheap substitute for vodka.

hey look Lee Willy is drinking "nigger water" again.

by blucas May 17, 2006

tread water

"to tread water" is an idiom, that means doing something/being active without making any progress.

That new call of duty game has no real engine or graphics improvements, all the devs did was tread water >.<

by weavile22 April 21, 2011

water candy

Small ice cubes that you give your kids from your drink at a restaurant or McDonald's or wherever to keep them quiet and happy.

Dad: "Hey, kids, want some water candy?"
Kids: "Yeah!"
Dad: "OK, but now be quiet while I eat my steak." (thinking to himself, "Silly little munchkins.")

by GarthF February 8, 2006

Water sausage

A wetland flowering plant with brown, oblong seedpods. Known less commonly as "typha."

Oh! It is a "water sausage."

by Negative_Hippie March 1, 2016

Smoke on the water

Old folks from the country, generally in the south, use to say on nights where there was mist/fog over a swamp, pond, river or lake that the devil was raising hell under water. The saying "there is going to be smoke on the water tonight" came from that and means something is about to go down or someone is getting ready to raise hell. The saying predates the rock song by deep purples but I doubt they intended that meaning in their song. I believe their song is about a fire at a hotel.

If them MFs don't have my money theres gonna be some smoke on the water. I.e. I'm gonna raise hell.

by supascience August 4, 2018

Humber water

Particularly severe case of explosive diarrhea caused by the consumption of suspect foodstuffs. In reference to the particularly murky river Humber that flows through Kingston-upon-Hull, UK

"Can't make it tonight mate, the Humber water is lapping at the tidal barrier"

by Ken McCall February 21, 2009