Tennesseean

(n) A misspelling of the word Tennessean.

Radion: "Stoopid Tennesseean!"

Me: "Learn to spell, jackass."

by Captain Bitch Slap September 29, 2005

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deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.

On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.

by dickcheney December 5, 2007

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teenies

Teenies in my eyes are young people (aged 10 - 14) who ty to be like the main subculture around them eg emo scene hxc ect ect. they walk around copying the older sene kids and try to be like them. they claim to like old rock/punk metal ect from the 80's like sex pistols, Ac/Dc, the ramones ect ect. They claim to love bands like enter shikari myspace.com/entershikari and yet get pulled out at almost ever standing show and cant handle pits. they love the colours pink and black and purple and always wear something with skulls on.say the name of a band and within 2weeks it will be ther "fave" band.

OMG i LOVE panic! at the disco the singers soooo hot!! typical teenies

by RaiseHell January 12, 2007

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Tennessee Kisser

During a threesome, the man puts his balls in one girls mouth and then the second girl slaps the ball sucker in the face as hard as she can. This results in the ball sac being stretched through the teeth and tightening around the balls, which can't escape the mouth because of the teeth. The sensation is painful and sickening if sober, but while incredibly drunk and horny it's fuckin awesome. Also makes great pictures.

Matt was so drunk and horny last night he forced his mom and his sister to give him a Tennessee Kisser... but I don't know if that's why he didn't show up to work today Boss.

by Korvyn July 20, 2006

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Tennessee banjo in the casket

While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.

Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.

by JLBIII December 9, 2010