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Teenage Bullshit 

(Noun) Def: The years in your life when who slept with whom was both news and important, a topic of discussion and a reason to be angry.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Example: my 18 year-old friend just called me crying after someone at a party just shamed her for sleeping with some guy, and I tried to be supportive while thinking, "This is some serious teenage bullshit".
Teenage Bullshit by Loki Wordsmith December 18, 2020
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Teenagegirlisaism 

This is a religion that believes that teenage girls are the root of all problems.
In this religion they lock girls in cages once they reach puberty and set them free once they turn 18 will solve every one's problems.
John: I support Teenagegirlisaism!

teenaher 

"teenaher"

teenagecarrot 

Person 1: that is not a baby carrot but it is also not a full size carrot

Person 2: the carrot is in its teen years, making it a teenagecarrot
teenagecarrot by Big banana boy January 26, 2021

Teenage-her 

A teenage-her is an beautiful, independent ,smart and fierce young woman.
I could tell that she was a Teenage-her by her sense of self-importance
Teenage-her by Dan D. Lion February 7, 2023

blonde teenage girl 

A girl that will lie to you and go behind your back with a different guy
This blonde teenage girl I know lied to me and went behind my back with a different guy

Megasonic teenage warhead 

Megasonic teenage warhead
You're not a boy,

You're not a girl,

You're a megasonic teenage warhead.

Well.... Some people's genders are boy or girl or megasonic teenage warhead.

Boy:Hello, sir
MTW:no I'm not a boy.

Boy:okay, you're a madam, right?

MSW:NO!

bOY:WHAT IS HE???

MTW 2: he is a megasonic teenage warhead.

Boy: WHAT THE FUCK?