tattoo credit

Paying for goods and services with promise of future tattoos in lieu of currency.

Yo, I need a certified plumber at the shop. Offering tattoo credit for trade.

by Deaner69 December 23, 2023

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give up tattoo

A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.

Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."

by ebiz_iv January 8, 2021

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Itchy leg from tattoo

Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…

Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..

by Cute to Itchy Leg Tattoo June 18, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025

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Boomer Tattoo

The scar left by the smallpox vaccination.

I see you have a boomer tattoo on your arm. Man, you are old!

by GulfgirlReturns December 12, 2022

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Globe Tattoo

It is the WORST mobile broadband USB stick. It even illegally used Tonino Lamborghini's name to advertise this piece of sh*t. It's advertisements are deceptive. Don't use it, otherwise you'll regret it!

Guy 1: Awww! My Internet is slow again...
Guy 2: Dude! Are you using Globe Tattoo?!
Guy 1: Yeah...
Guy 2: Then throw that piece of trash and get a REAL broadband!

by THE_IDENTIFIER December 3, 2011

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