shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

tart burner

In golf, topping a shot down the cart path (think worm burner + cart path)... usually resulting in unearned yardage

I topped the hell out of my drive
- Yeah, but you still got decent yardage out of that tart burner

by Shankappotamus February 22, 2011

Pop Tart

An overly flamboyant gay guy or an extemely girly girl. They tend to wear bright clothes and be very outgoing and loud.

God Nancy, you are such a pop tart.

by BubblegumPop! October 27, 2010

tarts on holidays

women who refuse to dress in conservative attire, often drunk, loud, and unable to walk in a straight line. (best examples to be found in newcastle, NSW)

linda: those girls are cute
tom: really?
linda: come on
tom: ok, they were a bit of tarts on holidays

by babomba March 21, 2010

to pop tart it

to arrive at mentally
to be able to mentally deduct
to be able to say something really smart
to say what you would like to about something

I wanted to pop tart the lesson I learned in class.
You can have it if I get to pop tart it.

by Mr. Wantto Poptart That July 10, 2010

pop tart

The invention of none other than Tom Petersson of Cheap Trick . . . along with the 12-string bass.

When Tom invented the Pop Tart, he had his hands in a lot of pies.

by Perfect Stranger May 4, 2006

Slop Tart

Someone who is just a complete sloppy train wreck!!!

"Wow. That girl is such a slop tart!!!"

by LawCoLaw June 29, 2009