by Yelk May 08, 2019
a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when participating in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. When menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bloody accident
Our team meeting was a Two Tampon Ordeal. There was no way I was escaping to the bathroom.
I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!
I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!
by krvie1 July 14, 2011
menstruation cycle; peroid
Yeah, I bet she's got her cramp on with her tampon
by the careful one February 09, 2011
Southern confederates: We need slaves to pick our cotton!
Abraham Lincoln: Go change your tampon! Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal...
Abraham Lincoln: Go change your tampon! Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal...
by tcufrog08 April 17, 2008
Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!
(Silence with crickets chirping...)
Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!
(Silence with crickets chirping...)
Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...
by NidgeDFX January 15, 2015
by SoTrueFacts September 25, 2011
Phrase directed towards someone who is acting like a chicken shit or pussy, about something that is not a big deal.
Joe, Bob, and I were going to pull some pussy, we asked Tim to go with us and he said "no, I'm not sure if I want to fuck a hooker" we told him "take out your tampon and live a little", so he did.
by Goldielox September 26, 2010