Pumpkin Spice Tampon

A tampon that’s been put up someone’s ass to control diarrhea

Jimmy you want to taste my pumpkin spice tampon?

by Yelk May 8, 2019

Two Tampon Ordeal

a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when participating in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. When menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bloody accident

Our team meeting was a Two Tampon Ordeal. There was no way I was escaping to the bathroom.

I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!

by krvie1 July 14, 2011

cramp on with her tampon

menstruation cycle; peroid

Yeah, I bet she's got her cramp on with her tampon

by the careful one February 26, 2011

Go change your tampon!

A statement told to someone who needs a new, fresh prospective.

Southern confederates: We need slaves to pick our cotton!

Abraham Lincoln: Go change your tampon! Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal...

by tcufrog08 April 17, 2008

Change your fucking tampon

To call out a female for being a complete bitch to others...

Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!

(Silence with crickets chirping...)

Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

I stole your tampon

The act of stealing a tampon and letting the blood drip over your face.

I stole your tampon and got a warm sticky ending.

by SoTrueFacts September 25, 2011

Take out your tampon

Phrase directed towards someone who is acting like a chicken shit or pussy, about something that is not a big deal.

Joe, Bob, and I were going to pull some pussy, we asked Tim to go with us and he said "no, I'm not sure if I want to fuck a hooker" we told him "take out your tampon and live a little", so he did.

by Goldielox September 28, 2010