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Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019
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rusty susan

a band that was started before it meant a dirty condom swallowed by it's recipiant
rusty susan is much less vulgar than a used condom being swallowed
by rustysusan October 8, 2009
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Susan Elizabeth Shaw as Strauss's Fiancée in Oppenheimer; from soap opera star to nuclear age romance. Love knows no bounds.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: who's that playing Strauss's fiancée in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Susan Elizabeth Shaw as Strauss's Fiancée, the queen of soap operas. She's in love with history now!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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Susan

The name of a Karen's mom. If Karen doesn't get her way she will bring Susan into the picture .
Joe: That Karen's mom was a Susan
Frank: Yeah you can tell by her shitty car
Joe and frank: hahahaha
by Dad with no milk August 12, 2022
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national susan day

a day where we all appreciate susan
it’s national susan day, we have to celebrate
by ur mom.loves.me September 22, 2022
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Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.
“Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”
by Unco and neph June 3, 2020
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Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it
Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans
by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021
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