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Unpaid Child Support

An offence which can lead to legal action being taken if not payed off. Not being in the financial situation to pay off Child Support bills would also mean not being able to pay the court the right amount of moolah. Self-explanatory stuff Karen!
I need to sort out my problems regarding Unpaid Child Support!
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020
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Deranged Trump Supporter

A person who is suffering with DTS, also known as Deranged tRump Syndrome, possibly due to brain atrophy or just run-of-the-mill poor judgment.
The sad sack of a person I spoke with at the post office yesterday was clearly a Deranged Trump Supporter because he was desperately trying to articulate at least one example of something 45 had done well for the U.S. and he was wearing one of those pathetic red Make America Gag Again caps.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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Peganet Level Support

The act of offering what is perceived as technical support but is entirely unhelpful, frustrating, insulting and rude.
Google Fi provides Peganet Level support to all it's customers.
by Drihten August 31, 2019
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supporting character syndrome

Similar to third wheeling, a side-effect of feeling outcast or playing second fiddle to someone more popular or important.
Person 1: Hey, what's wrong with Marcus?
Person 2: Oh, he's dealing with supporting character syndrome.
Person 1: Oh, from Jason and Sarah?
Person 2: Yeah.
by mqqsie November 9, 2019
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beer support group

A euphemism taken from the term peer support group. Simply means a group of people that you drink beer with. Especially a group of people that seem to gravitate towards the heavy side of drinking. Most likely a support group of borderline alcoholics, helping each other cope with life's challenges by drinking.
Stacey: Can you come out to dinner tonight?

Dan: Nah... gotta drop in on the old beer support group..

Stacey: Awww.... I'm so proud of you. It's nice to have a boy friend that gives back to the community.

Dan: I know.... it isn't always easy but my brothers need me... (opens a beer)

Stacey: mmwahh
by qorn48 July 14, 2011
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Child Support Roulette

The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.
Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."

Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"

Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Man 2:"Yo fuck that."

Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."
by Smol Meme Account June 3, 2018
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Emotional Support Simp

Emotional support simps are a crafty lot. Typically they only pursue emotionally vulnerable women already in a relationship who they may have had some previous association with from the past. Emotional Support Simps will allow the hurt woman to vent to them for hours on end and try to craft scenarios and ideas in their head about their relationship.
Emotional support simps have one goal in mind - to look not like a regular simp who is thirsting but rather just a “supportive friend” with the sole intention on getting a girl to break up so he can smash and dash.
Their typical season for activity is late summer early when the cards of life are being reshuffled.
Emotional support simps originated in the Cedar Rapids Iowa location and have quickly spread throughout the country.
Emotional support simps though crafty and will try to cause division in others relationship are typically fearful of most things and people. They are not physically intimidating nor impressive in any other aspects of life. An emotional support simp will only target emotionally and mentally vulnerable victims as to leverage what little power and influence they actually have over people in a more fragile state.
They are narcissistic manipulators in their own right and are to be avoided
Did you hear about Dylan? He pretended to be Amys friend for 2 months and then dropped a let’s hook up line on her. That’s some long term emotional support simp dedication right there

“Careful guy, it’s Pady emotional support simp season, your girls high school friend she’s venting to doesn’t actually care about being her friend. Trust me I grew up with him he’s a slime”
by King Red Man October 17, 2022
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