Suck your cousins dick day

August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day
by Pigfish August 14, 2021
Get the Suck your cousins dick day mug.
The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'
by idealismfosho January 04, 2010
Get the Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U mug.

Suck your friends dick day

Friend 1: Suck your friends dick day is coming up, lets participate!
Friend 2: ew no wtf
by Suckyourfriendsdickday October 04, 2020
Get the Suck your friends dick day mug.
A condition that refers to the soulless appearance of eyes belonging to women who frequently, thoughtlessly suck dick. VDSE is rampant on college campuses internationally, and can also frequently be found in nightclubs amongst females hovering in close proximity to the bar. VDSE is not contagious.
"Dude, what's wrong with that chick?"
"Nothing man, she's totally hot"
"But dude, those eyes..."
"Fuck, she's totally got VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)"
"What's VDSE?"
"Vapid Dick Sucking Eyes, ask your doctor about it."
by The Polemic June 13, 2013
Get the VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes) mug.
Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !
by Rebel2012 July 01, 2020
Get the Well, suck my dick and call me crazy mug.