Dangerous Stranger

The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.

Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."

John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"

by Mind Fucker2011 May 16, 2011

bi staggered

when a guy is on his girl and his mate runs up and shoves a dildo in his arse.

girl: mmm that was so fun last night
guy 2: yeah i know, i bi staggered your boyfriend last night
guy 1: yeah screw you mate.

by funnysistermate June 15, 2011

Blackcat stranger

When someone holds a Blackcat firecracker in their hand when it explodes. The resulting tingling sensation in the hand makes it impossible to feel your hand. One then masturbates with the affected appendage, effectively performing the stranger.

Last 4th of July, Pete went to the hospital when he attempted the Blackcat stranger with a cherry bomb. He will never play the piano again.

by pyro151 June 15, 2011

Bag Stragglers

The french fries that fall out of their respective containers, and are loose in the bottom of the bag.

"Are there any fries left?"
"I think there are some Bag Stragglers in there."

by Officer Dick Ramrod November 13, 2011

textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.

Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.

by bigantsavage June 9, 2017

krazy stranger

The Krazy Stranger is when one coats thier hands in Krazy Glue, lets it dry, and Proceeds to "Rub one out".

"Ever since my girlfriend left me, my coping mechanism is a weekly krazy stranger."

by Cpt.Kidd June 22, 2017

sideways stranger

Sexy position in which the man is on his left side and the women has her left leg between his legs and her right leg across is body. While arching her back to lift her third eye to his one eyed snake they proceed in the art of intercourse while the man rubs her love button

We did the sideways stranger the other night and it was amazing

by Thasriht November 25, 2017