Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show with John Stewart, as proclaimed by Bill O'Reilly.

"You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote."

by J Stepleton October 21, 2004

stove

To drunkely haul off and punch someone

chase: you want me to stove this motherfucker, huh?
chris: ha ha, stove him dude, STOVE HIM!

by moship February 12, 2007

Rolling stoned

Driving or riding high on marijuana.

Got high then went for a ride. Was rolling stoned.

by Rogaro January 5, 2018

stoned poet

Actually a poet must be rather stoned to make this kind of crap
Yes, to be stoned or not be stoned that is the question,
whathever it isnobler to role a joint,
and by lighting,
end him.
Yes indeed, stonedness is the WAY, for me
its been a friend, an allay, a comfort,
So yes Being a Stoned Poet is being the Ganja,

I am the Whacky Tabacci,
I am Marry Jane

I am STONED POET!

by LT. Slayer February 11, 2004

stored

adj. Another word for being 'pumped' or excited.
Discovered when using T9 on a cell phone if you put the keystrokes in for 'pumped' the first thing that comes up is 'stored'

Bob: "Dude, this concert is gonna of the charts!!"
Jim: "Yeah man I'm so stored!"

by Ptotheatrick December 30, 2006

Rosetta-stoned

Feeling that you "really know" a language; often caused by excessive, regular use of the Rosetta Stone Software. Common side effects include: strong sense of euphoria; spinal problems due to nose constantly in air; severe lingual confusion; and loss/gain of friends (outcome may depend on social class).

My friends and I like to get Rosetta-stoned on the weekends; usually in my parents' basement. They always leave feeling a little hazy-- it's never fun to have to speak your native tongue after THAT.

by NovaStar December 20, 2008

stoned

A degree of intoxication from pot. Enough to change normal thought processes. Normally implys absent mindedness, and stupidity.

Yeah, I think that I'm stoned.

by Jakeisuseless February 25, 2005