stage smoke

the most horrible smell a theater kid knows.It smells horrible off stage and awful off stage.

I have never smelled stage smoke on stage but can only imagine the horrors

by raybeez February 22, 2022

stage 4 creeper

Someone who has such creeper tendencies that they stalk pics of your family as well

That guy is such a stage 4 creeper; he saved a pic of my mom to my phone and then sent it to me every time he used a yo mama joke.

by Franksy November 9, 2015

Stage Crasher

Coined by: René Guemps, CEO and Founder of Negre Maron Records

Definition: A stage crasher, or “fan on stage,” also known in Haitian Creole as “Lepandyè,” is a fan who, driven by their enthusiasm and love for the music, impulsively joins the musicians on stage during a live performance. This term was created to capture the spirit of music lovers who blur the lines between audience and performer, albeit in a manner that is typically discouraged by event organizers.

“Did you see that stage crasher at the concert last night? He was a total LEPANDYè, dancing right next to the band!

by Negre Marron Records April 13, 2024

Stage Turn

The act of turning so people see little to none of your back area.

Drama Coach: Hey! No butt to the audience! You know how to stage turn!
Actor: Well, how can I stage turn, when my costume is under my feet?

by The_Darknesses August 11, 2016

The D+L Stage

A state in which ones relationship with another can grow and they can become closer, usually physically closer. This may eventually lead up to them dating in the future.

Man, those two have already moved into the D+L Stage.

by Deleted_Usr September 13, 2022

Stages of Texting

The formality of your messages, mainly texting for how a person may judge your internet/online status. The different stages include usage of capital letters, punctuation, and emojis.

Stages of Texting
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.

by Chinis Chink December 3, 2016

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018