penis spit

penis spit is like CUM its when a guy ejaculates and wet white stuff comes out, just like spit.

"omg that guy just got penis spit in your hair... ewww"

by TYLER_LYNCH February 08, 2009

Spit the hook

Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.

Ann: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Sue: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!

by Kid Pseudo June 10, 2011

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

Spit Shift

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.

"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"

by Spit Man March 16, 2023

love spit

Semen from a male penis, ejaculation, or sperm. Comes out during a male orgasm.

He shot his love spit all over my face

by sauggy bottom boy November 26, 2013

Spit moment

A female girl who wants to have a threesome with Pit from Kid Iccarus and Izor. She is double autistic and a believer in furry rights.

Are furries even that bad?

Spit moment

by MslowbroX January 10, 2021

Spit Lickey

A combination of tobacco and hashish within a zig zag white.

Ay to Sonja pass me that gnarly spit lickey

by Nastynawfz June 02, 2017