Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.

At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy

by mowen January 19, 2005

Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 30, 2010

Spit Trick

When you spit in your friends eyes and punch him in the balls.

You're about to get spit tricked!

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

spit target

A guy who is prepared stand in front of another guy and get in his face a load of the other guys spit.

I hang around with a group of lads who spit on me as i am their spit target.

by spittarget May 15, 2010

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

spitting bonita

Girl throwing up and doggy style

The girl was drunk and became a spitting bonita

by Bob from key qeat May 10, 2014

love spit

Semen from a male penis, ejaculation, or sperm. Comes out during a male orgasm.

He shot his love spit all over my face

by sauggy bottom boy November 26, 2013