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nigger speed

The absolute slowest possible speed at which a black person can operate to appear busy at all times and still have absolutely nothing accomplished at the end of the day.

The speed at which the majority of them coloured employees operate so as to drive the hard working white folk to the insanity plea.
white man #1 - Hey, where is Cora, we are getting really busy here.

white man #2 We may as well do it ourselves, she's working at nigger speed again.
by lastwhitemanstanding August 9, 2008
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Hate speech

(formerly free speech) A term used typically by a left leaning individual to dismiss an argument they do not like or can't think of a rebuttal for. If you cannot be proven right with logic, reducing your opponent's argument and character is a good way to come out virtuous and save face. Continuing to label things as hateful reduces the idea space of things you need to comprehend, making it easier to recite answers for arguments you don't have a fully formed opinion on. Reducing language is the best way to limit the amount of things you need to learn. If quantum mechanics class was too difficult, simply label it hate speech and there's no need to learn the formulas!

See also: cancel culture, closemindedness, ignorance is bliss, misinformation
Alice: you just contradicted yourself
Bob: no I didn't that's you are just peddling hate speech and/or misinformation

Or

Alice: I hate it when they report raw impartial data
Bob: data and statistics is the purest form of hate speech
by TruthSeeker1999 February 7, 2022
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speedo tan

an extremely dark tan all over your body except for the thin white line left from wearing a speedo in the sun for a long period of time
Matt had such a good speedo tan from surfing in it, he wore his white skin speedo with his girl later that night.
by mattyg7 October 6, 2006
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True Speech

Though its origin can not thoroughly be understood, it is believed to be the far better version of saying 'True say', 'True dat' or 'True that' and also shares the same meaning. As such, is is:

1. Used to acknowledge a statement said by another.

2. Used to agree with another.

3. Used in any instance where a speech is made with an appropriate level of correctness.

See Also: True dat, True that, True say, Yes.
Jim: Wow, that's a nice television.
Tom: True Speech.

Sam: I really suck at this game.
Tom: True speech, you do suck.

Obama: *speech*
Tom: True Speech, True Speech.
by True Speech June 21, 2011
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Speed Bagging

When a man hits the womans uvula repeatedly with his cock
My favorite part of foreplay is the Speed Bagging
by The Ghostface May 10, 2008
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Speed Beer

Speed Beer is a relatively new drinking made up by Jeph Jaques for his comic "Questionable Content".
It involves sledding and a hell of a lot of beer.

You Will Need:

-A big snowy hill
-Cookie Pans/ Cafeteria Trays/ Sleds
-A lot of beer (A keg will do nicely)
-A designated person to make sure you don't get hypothermia from passing out in the snow
-Plastic Cups

The rules are fairly simple:

-Take your beer, and sleds (Cookie pans and cafeteria trays are preferred)to the top a snowy hill.
-Fill your cup
-Now sled while holding your cup!
-When you reach the bottom, drink whatever is left in your cup
-Repeat this process in turns

Build a ramp, for hilarity will surely ensue.
Tom: Well Jim, I bought all this beer for the BBQ today, but it's snowing out!

Jim: No worries, Tom! We can always invite everyone to play Speed Beer.
by Waffle S. April 23, 2009
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Speedy Gonzalez

<< Oops! Looks like you misspelled Speedy Gonzales. >>

"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
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