NJ Soccer 03

NJ Soccer 03 is the nicest guy you will ever meet in your life! He is so good at Xbox

NJ Soccer 03 just came to the party! It’s lit

by Devin Walker September 15, 2021

emo soccer boy

“emo soccer boy” is someone who identifies as a boy and is a soccer player. an emo soccer boy is also someone who is constantly sad and depressed! emo soccer boy is the best way to describe your best guy-friend depressed soccer player.

you’re being such an emo soccer boy right now.

by shurbup February 10, 2022

Texan Cock Soccer

Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana

Sam: “hay john, do you wanna play some Texan Cock Soccer?”

John: “what the fuck”

by Pogo the Clown? November 12, 2019

Kiss a soccer boy day

On december 2, girls it’s your day to kiss a soccer boy

Hey soccer boy, it’s kiss a soccer boy day, meet me under the bleachers

by soccerboyday December 1, 2019

Major League Soccer

The professional soccer league in the USA. Often abbreviated MLS. Equivalent to the English Premier League in England. The league consists of 27 teams:

Eastern Conference for Major League Soccer
Atlanta United FC, Mercedes-Benz stadium, 1st season 2017, sponsor: American Family Insurance
Chicago Fire FC, Soldier Field, 1st season 1998, sponsor: Motorola
FC Cincinnati, TQL Stadium, 1st season 2019, sponsor: Mercy Health
Columbus Crew SC, Mapfre Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Nationwide
DC United, Audi Field, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Leidos
Inter Miami CF, DRV PNK Stadium, 1st season 2020
CF Montreal (Formerly the Montreal Impact), Saputo Stadium, 1st season 2012, sponsor: BMO
Nashville SC, Nissan Stadium, 1st season 2020, sponsor: Renasant Bank
New England Revolution, Gillette Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: United Healthcare
New York City FC, Yankee Stadium, 1st season 2015, sponsor: Ethiad

New York Red Bulls, Red Bull Arena, 1st season 1996, Sponsor: Red Bull
Orlando City SC, Exploria Stadium, 1st season 2015, Sponsor: Orlando Health
Philadelphia Union, Subaru Park, 2010, sponsor: Bimbo
Toronto FC, BMO Field, 1st season 2007, sponsor: BMO

Western Conference for Major League Soccer
Austin FC, Q2 Stadium, 1st season 2021, sponsor: YETI
Colorado Rapids, Dick's Sporting Goods Park, 1st season 1996
FC Dallas, Toyota Stadium, 1st season 1996, sponsor: MTX
Houston Dynamo FC, BBVA Stadium, 1st season 2006, sponsor: MD Anderson Cancer Center
Sporting Kansas City (Formerly Kansas City Wizards, Children's Mercy Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Victory Project
LA Galaxy, Dignity Health Sports Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Herbalife Nutrition
Los Angeles FC, Banc of California stadium, 1st season 2018, sponsor: FLEX Power Tools
Minnesota United FC, Allianz Field, 1st season 2017, sponsor: Target
Portland Timbers, Providence Park, 1st season 2011, sponsor: Alaska Airlines
Real Salt Lake, Rio Tinto Stadium, 1st season 2005. sponsor: LifeVantage
San Jose Earthquakes, PayPal Park, 1st season 1996, sponsor: Intermedia
Seattle Sounders FC, Lumen Field, 1st season 2009, sponsor: Zulily
Vancouver Whitecaps FC, BC Place (temporarily Rio Tinto Stadium), 1st season 2011, sponsor: Bell Canada

by bmhorton May 14, 2021

Scooby Doo Soccer

One of the best ways to distract yourself from intense learning and deep focus whilst provoking deep thought; Scooby Doo Soccer is a metaphorical symbol that invokes distrust from the teacher to the student.

a.
Teacher: Alright class, time to go to the land of canvas and begin your digeri-doos. Keep your phones away in your fanny packs, back packs, cargo pockets or cargo shorts.
Student: *playing on cool math games*

Teacher: What are we doing over here? Scooby Doo Soccer?

b.

Teacher: You have until Monday to complete your research graphic organizer, make sure to have 3 reliable sources and a question, inquiry, and wondering for each. You only have 3 more class days to finish this, so lets MAKE SURE that we ARENT PLAYING any SCOOBY DOO SOCCER. Okay? We don't have time to be goof balls and loafers. *laser eyes*

by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023

Do you play soccer/volleyball?

A person who is very thicccc gets asked if they play soccer or volleyball after the asker gets a glance at their big thighs.

Sofia: *holding the door open with leg* there you go!
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?

by Itsmekey April 4, 2023