Sober

Boring

Being sober is boring

by anonymous January 17, 2021

pussy sober

Pussy sober is the sobriety of the vag. It not virginity. You cannot be sober from something you have never had. When one has been drunk on the pussy. Then becomes sober or goes through a wicked dry spell. One becomes Pussy Sober

Bro I have been Pussy sober for to long! Time to get drunk on it! Shots shots shots

by anonymous February 20, 2021

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Sober pranav

This bloke's golden, introverted to the extremes, dodges any advancing females (of course, he's really sober), an embodiment of humour, really sweet. In short, a sugar cube.

Awwww he's a sweetie, are you sure he ain't sober pranav?

by Arin5678 May 21, 2021

Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.

I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Tennessee Sober

Sober to all alcohol apart from Whisky aka California Sober but without the weed.

I’m only drinking Jack Daniels at the moment as I’m Tennessee Sober

by GoodinBed September 24, 2024