sneaky wakiki

the act of stealthy jamming your fingers in ones asshole resulting in laughter for you and pain for the other....
no lube required.

she has no idea ima give her the sneaky wakiki tonight

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

Sneaky-Fat

An adjective used to describe a person who has the general shape and build of a thin person (as in the face, arms, and legs) but has a pot belly and/or fat ass. Often, these people will wear baggy clothes so that their fat parts are concealed, making them appear thin.

I thought that Tom was a stick, then he leaned back to yawn and I saw his stomach. He's sneaky-fat.

by Steve Barichko January 14, 2009

Sneaky torpedo

A poo that enters the water without making a sound or noise.

"That shit was so big, it was a sneaky torpedo"
"No Poseidons kiss here, that was a sneaky torpedo"

by SpongeBob1983 March 12, 2018

Sneaky whale

The art of sneaking an obese female into your friends house/apartment, without them knowing

Friend 1: me and Steven are going to

the club tonight

Friend 2: oh man I don’t know about Steven

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: every time we go out, he always try to pull a sneaky whale at the end of the night, in my apartment.

by Grifmiester November 27, 2019

sneaky sniff

When you touch ya butt and then sneak a sniff of your hand, usually by pretending to itch your nose.

Chris did a sneaky sniff on his way out of the bathroom and nobody was none the wiser!

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V November 6, 2017

sneaky bitchery

The performance of some devious or underhanded act(s), typically in a covert fassion. Particularly used to refer to such acts committed by a female.

Also, the tendency to perform devious or underhanded acts.

A compound of sneaky and bitchery.

You have to keep your eye on that girl, she has been known to pull some sneaky bitchery to get her way.

by Baylor Law March 28, 2008

sneaky swap

Sliding naked into your flat mate's bed when his or her partner is already there and waiting for your flat mate to return, then preceding to snog them. Lastly, post coitus, you must shout, "Oi gov thanks for givin me the ol sneaky swap!"

"I was about to get it in with this hot chick but after sex, I realized my roomie got me with a damn sneaky swap."

by Tankkard December 25, 2013