Lam Smooth

Tried in an asian way but failed.

Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.

by That niggah November 21, 2009

smooth griminal

a grim female who takes advantage of extremely drunk males, usually guys way out of her league

"You heard Scott got hit by a smooth griminal last night?"

by smoothgriminal May 9, 2010

Smooth Draft

A gentler way to say "rough draft."

"Did you write your rough draft?"
"No, but I wrote a smooth draft!"

by Pokey89 January 2, 2008

smooth sexting

electronically sending pictures of attractive women wearing nice clothing, primarily clothing with a smooth finish, such as a full length black leather coat.

I do smooth sexting to my email with my cell phone. Sexting is just plain smooth when you're over 21.

by Mr. 911 February 11, 2009

smooth minute

Long time.

A while.

John: Hey Bob it's been like three weeks since we have hung out!
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.

by Dirtyjoo January 19, 2014

on a smooth one

high on some really good drugs like cocaine, ecstasy, molly,

DAMMM YOUR ON A SMOOTH ONE!!!

by JUAN LOMELI September 2, 2014

Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016