The Smith Slap is similar to the Bitch Slap. It is administered by one Alpha Male to a Beta male - typically in order to protect the honor of a female companion.
Occasionally at the Oscars in front of a global TV audience of over 14 million on Chris Rock’s face.
Occasionally at the Oscars in front of a global TV audience of over 14 million on Chris Rock’s face.
by Sina22 March 28, 2022
Get the Smith Slapmug. When something is un-worldly good or bad. it makes you wanna inflict bodily harm to the holiest man on earth.
1.damn that burger makes me wanna slap the pope!
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope
by rfleurent February 16, 2008
Get the Slap the Popemug. Female masturbation
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping
Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"
by Ginger Jo Guess October 26, 2012
Get the Mat slappingmug. Slang term for masturbation. First used by an annoyed African-American mother at a Greyhound bus station in Nashville Tennessee.
"The only bathroom.... (inaudible) .... yea, but we caught him slapping off in there just last week!"
by freakinheck May 11, 2014
Get the slapping offmug. by GreenDewde December 16, 2011
Get the Slap Dapmug. When you are bangin a dime honey bitty from behind and you furiously strike her in the BASE OF THE SPINE. This causes her whole body to lock up into a massive seizure, and thus tightens whatever hole the man is profusely penetrating. Similar to the donkey punch, but even more twisted.
Shaurya: Yo I just put an air freshener in my sheets.
Me: Why would you do that?
Shaurya: So my bed smells good when I Shaurya Slap a ho tonight!
Me: Why would you do that?
Shaurya: So my bed smells good when I Shaurya Slap a ho tonight!
by Reaganomics February 27, 2008
Get the Shaurya Slapmug. The act of slapping someone with ones own pecker.
also see: Dick Whack, ding-a-ling popper, or Penis Sling
also see: Dick Whack, ding-a-ling popper, or Penis Sling
by J-$ December 28, 2005
Get the pecker slapmug.