Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Simmeron

Da infamously-awful "compact Cadillac" sedan dat everyone who bought one was majorly steamed about.

When all was said and done, da Cadillac Simmeron was just a non-luxury sedan dat was sold at a much-higher price than its Chevy counterpart.

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

Simerio

(noun)
A surreal, unsettling feeling where the world suddenly seems “off,” unreal, or slightly distorted — like a mix of déjà vu, derealization, and emotional disconnect.
Simerio is that moment when everything feels familiar but wrong at the same time, leaving you unsure if you’re fully present or stuck between two versions of reality.

Examples:

“Walking down the empty hallway at night gave me major Simerio.”

“I randomly got hit with Simerio in the middle of class and everything felt unreal for a second.”

“You ever get that weird foggy feeling where life glitches? That’s Simerio.”

by GabzSkatez November 14, 2025

jacob simes

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.

Jacob Simes is my love.

by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016

pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb

"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"

by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017

Ryan Simmerman

An annoying child, which still gets the ladies.

Look Ryan Simmerman cheated on Nelly Garcia!

by Tommy_is_suck April 7, 2019

Bjørn-Simen

Bjørn-Simen is a traditional foodmeal from The Philipines and is mostly eaten in Russia. If someone is called Bjørn-Simen they probably love food and milk so watch your fridge when having Bjørn-Simen on visit.

- Son? Did you eat all the food?
- Yes, mom.
- You little son of a Bjørn-Simen

by Espen Grina March 9, 2020