Shields

The way that an oversized man or woman dresses to appear thinner than they are.

John wore a black shields over his upper body to make himself appear smaller than his actual weight so he could impress the girl he was going to meet.

by Mr. Explicit April 22, 2011

Shield Bash

Two men with chodes having a "sword fight."

Owen: Do you think Gary and Chuck have Sword Fights?
Neil: Those two? No, they both have chodes.
Owen: Oh... So they have Shield Bashes

by Speelunker1 June 22, 2015

shield potion

An item in the game Fortnite that increases your shield points by 50. Will give you reduced shield points when you have over 50 shield points to start with, since maximum shield points is 100.

Person 1: Hey I have absolutely zero shield! Can you drop me one of your shield potions?
Person 2: Sorry, I had only two shield potions, and I have already consumed them. See my shield bar? It's at max.
Person 1: I am so dead at this point.

by Nahtzee May 24, 2018

sieda

Sieda’s are absolutely amazing. They are courageous, spirited and extremely intelligent.

Sieda may come across as sometimes lazy and careless or maybe even arrogant, but she’s genuine and honest. She is strong-willed, fearless and a confident companion. Nothing scares a Sieda.

“Oh wow, Sieda”

by Wonderwoman78 June 7, 2018

Sheldor

The dank version of Sheldon frombig Bang theory. It has immense power over THOTS and will destroy one if needed.

Sheldor: hello PENIS
Pennny: fuck off sheldor

Sheldor: ur mom big fat
Penny: CRIES
Sheldor: BAZOOKA

by Scared cactus June 5, 2019

sperm shields

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

by NickG0529 November 2, 2006

Cunt Shield

Term for an older insecure boyfriend to protect his younger girlfriend from interested boys, otherwise known as a cunt shield

he's a right cunt shield

by kp13 August 20, 2009