Shock and awe

after consuming enough marijuana to reach the ultimate high and one of your buddies says something extremly funny to the point your laughing so hard your stomach hurts "shock" and after recovering from the laugh you admire how awesome that joke or saying really was "awe"
Dude my buddy clarence shock and awed the hell out of us!
by Agentsmith985749 June 09, 2010
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shock the monkey

When a redneck pees on a spark plug
Hey Billy Bob d'you hear bout Billy Joe. He done shock the monkey an nearly kill'd he'self
by Trevor W September 12, 2007
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Shock Jockey

Sex position in which the woman is riding the guy, hence jockey, and when the guy is about to cum, the woman tazed him. The electrical current caused by the tazer should then cause the load to shoot back up through the penal canal, body cavity, esophagus, and out of the guy's mouth in to his receiving partner's mouth; down her esophagus, through her body cavity, and out of her vaginal canal back out onto the head of the guy's penis.
Bro 1- my girl totally tazed me in the taint and gave us a shock jockey!

Bro 2- ah shit did it tingle?
by MagicAvenger May 28, 2014
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electric shock

That lad needs electric shock treatment
by budvar November 23, 2005
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System shock

A game released the same time as Half life and bankruppting Looking Glass, the worlds Best gaming company. Most of LG now work at Ion Storm.
You are a person who voulebnteers for the space corps and undergoes a long period (3 years) of training. When you join the Vaun Braun, you find the space ship has been taken over by a rouge AI computer named Shodan. There are robots and organic life forms trying to kill you. Your objective is to escape.
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
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Shock and Awe

A modified version of "The Shocker". This is when you insert four fingers in the "Quivering Whisker Biscuit" and penetrate the "Brown Eye" with your gyrating thumb.
I Shock and Awed the hell outa Frankie's slutty ass mom last night.
by Matayo and Dae Dae May 13, 2003
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shock jock

An opinionated person who hosts a radio show, usually a talk show, who has wild views and shocks the general listenership.
by Saucy August 18, 2003
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