To insert a mans penis into a womans vagina.
She took me to her kitchen, brought a glass of cool water and offered me other things that I refused because I was here to eat something that is to fill my eternal hunger not stomach. After drinking water she took me to a room which was in her home's basement. A basement that I had never seen before or had an idea even.

In this basement room there was nothing like a bedroom or anything that we can call soothing to sex. It was a type of store and many broken and used things were scattered there. She asked me if I know what we were going to do there. I had done it imaginatively even before she asked but I replied her that NO, I really do not know, there must be something that you want me to get repaired or dispose off. On my reply she had a full laughter and dragged a piece of carpet from the scattered thing and made a place on the floor where one can lay easily. on doing this she asked me NOW? Do you have an idea what now? I had a full blood rush to may face and my center. I was shying, feeling trouble, enjoyment, pressure, fear. I cannot guess it even now while many years have passed to this incident. She sensed everything and came near to me, held me from my collar and began to stroke my shoulders as she was encouraging me or making me feel relaxed.
by DixieChickDionomite May 28, 2014
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The only thing remotely close to being as good as bacon.
Dude, did you have sex last night?

No, I had bacon instead, but I wanted sex too.
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This is when the Bear Goes into the dark cave of magical mysteries.
Dude, I put my bear into a cave!" "You mean sex?
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something the wow community barely get to level up in.
guy 1 - "my gf wanted sex last night"
guy 2 - "whats that some kind of cake?"
guy 1 - "...what armour is that you got on?"
by tehrussbus November 23, 2008
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is the best known thing on earth.
i had the best sex last night. ohhh yea ggrrr
by the number one hoe October 16, 2008
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When a guy finds a hole and shoved his cock up in it until his penis explodes.
Why on earth do you find sex fun?
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