secret hat

another name for undergarments. the top hat is the obvious covering the head, the bottom hat is the shoe, all that is left to name are the secret hats. These are the hats nobody has to know about you wearing unless you want them to.

"Hey, nice top hat, dude! Where'd you get it?"
"Hot Topic! If you like this, you'd LOVE their secret hats. So many fun colors/patterns! "
"Aw man, date night is coming up; I better get on that!"

by HDiggityDOG13577 April 3, 2020

secret slag

a slag that keeps it low-key, she may be the biggest slag but no one knows it

Omg today I found out all this time Jessica has been a secret slag, man who knew!

by vodkashotss August 3, 2017

Secret Sleeper

The Secret Sleeper is the extra person or people that stay in your hotel room on vacation, when the hotel believes only two are in the room.

Suzie, you're the Secret Sleeper sneak in through the back staircase to the room...here is a key.

by Hill Storm November 14, 2011

secret septum

A piercing that you get behind your parents back.

"I got a secret septum"

by asdfghjklballsack May 4, 2012

Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.

Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018

Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"

by Mindistortion November 18, 2011

avnis secrets

avnis secrets are very dear to her. she never 👎🏼 wants anyone knowing. 😞

person 1: omg what your avnis secrets?
avni: I CANT TELL YOU THEYRE TOO IMPORTANT TI ME

by ilovexiaoandonlyxiao October 11, 2021