Scooter

Typically a male with the name Matt who goes to a university in the same state he grew up in. He likes to stay up late at night and count his caloric intake while he power washes his prize possession, his razors cx9 power blade scooter from Walmart.

Damn, never thought you could be such a scooter, but here we are.

by Irhugdigtyf July 20, 2020

scooter

a dildo that Gay boys ride all day

Wilson rode his scooter all day

by Thotaloty June 01, 2018

scooters

A scooter is something you ride to travel around faster

Scooters is more than one scooter

A pro scooter is a scooter that is

made for tricks or stunts and in competitions

Yo there riding scooters

by Icy 420 November 13, 2018

scooter

A device that can perform scooter ankle which is one of the worst pains imaginable.

I tried to do a trick on my scooter, but then I got hit in the ankle by my scooter and I was experiencing unimaginable levels of pain.

by some nutty boi January 13, 2021

Scooter

A mode of transportation for people who aren’t skilled enough to ride anything else. (Fag)

Fag: Hey! That nigger just stole my scooter.

Nigger: Fuck you fag, get a bike.

by Demetrius Demarcus lll March 27, 2022

scooter

1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.

2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)

1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."

by oldtigercub March 07, 2011

Scooter

People that snake you because they think there cool.

Skater: ‘hey I’m about to hit this no one go.’
Scooter: (thinking)‘I know I'm gonna go before him even though he called it.’

by Scooters are big posers January 04, 2020