A Gay/Lesbian person who is attracted to a person, but when they find out the person they like is straight, they act like they were never interested.
G/L: There was nothing special about them anyway.
Person 2: You were literally obsessed with them over the past 4 months. You are such a Schrödinger's gay.
Person 2: You were literally obsessed with them over the past 4 months. You are such a Schrödinger's gay.
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"Hey Dmitri, I think that I'm living Schrödinger's gender."-Anya
"Oh I see, so your pronouns are they/them, but you still identify as a lesbian."-Dmitri
"Yes, that's it exactly. I am still discovering how I like to identify."-Anya
"Oh I see, so your pronouns are they/them, but you still identify as a lesbian."-Dmitri
"Yes, that's it exactly. I am still discovering how I like to identify."-Anya
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by Scobar April 19, 2005
Get the schpong mug.The description of any leftist (for the most part) that describes the non-sequitur used by ignorant or otherwise unknowledgeable right-wingers.
The fallacy is that somehow, in the minds of the right-winger (who, for the record, most likely has no actual idea what Socialism is) people who support Socialism/Communism are lazy and weak, but also have the idea that Socialism/Communism is when the people are overworked or are "forced to work for extensive periods of time"
An example of a natural case of Schrödinger's Socialist can be found when somebody says this,
"It's a murderous ideology for lazy bags of shit who play video games all day..." then go on to say, "...yet they somehow think working for inhumane hours and doing hard labor is how we should live."
In summary, a non-sequitur commonly spouted by ignorant conservatives who think the red-scare hasn't ended.
The fallacy is that somehow, in the minds of the right-winger (who, for the record, most likely has no actual idea what Socialism is) people who support Socialism/Communism are lazy and weak, but also have the idea that Socialism/Communism is when the people are overworked or are "forced to work for extensive periods of time"
An example of a natural case of Schrödinger's Socialist can be found when somebody says this,
"It's a murderous ideology for lazy bags of shit who play video games all day..." then go on to say, "...yet they somehow think working for inhumane hours and doing hard labor is how we should live."
In summary, a non-sequitur commonly spouted by ignorant conservatives who think the red-scare hasn't ended.
P1: "Man, make up your mind, are we lazy or wanting to be overworked?"
P2: "Seems like a case of Schrödinger's Communist!"
P2: "Seems like a case of Schrödinger's Communist!"
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by Lady Zim February 26, 2009
Get the Schmooing mug.1) A sexual position with a single partner where visual and auditory stimuli are temporarily deadened. At that point in time one is in a superposition where penetration is occurring in all orifices simultaneous. Upon the return of auditory and visual stimuli, the wave form collapses and only one orifice is being penetrated.
2) A Ménage à trois (Three-Way) with a temporary removal of audio an d visual stimuli. Requires penetration. Upon the removal of audio and visual stimuli one partner is simultaneously penetrating the two other partners until the return of the audio and visual stimuli. At that point, the wave form collapses and only one partner is chosen for penetration.
2) A Ménage à trois (Three-Way) with a temporary removal of audio an d visual stimuli. Requires penetration. Upon the removal of audio and visual stimuli one partner is simultaneously penetrating the two other partners until the return of the audio and visual stimuli. At that point, the wave form collapses and only one partner is chosen for penetration.
1) "I had the most amazing time last night. My girlfriend put earplugs on me then we started having sex. Right when I was about to finish she put a blind fold on me and I felt like I experienced Schrödinger's Three Way!"
2) "So the three of us were having sex last night. I covered my ears and turned of the lights. I was in the middle of a Schrödinger's Three Way!"
2) "So the three of us were having sex last night. I covered my ears and turned of the lights. I was in the middle of a Schrödinger's Three Way!"
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