MerBear Sausage

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.

What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.

by Drobs December 21, 2010

sausage nibbler

Hetrosexual male attempting oral for the first time , or to gain favour ….fending off the full meat delivery by only nibbling the tip

if Dave in accounts offers you a blow job to get promotion …forget it, he's a only a fucking sausage nibbler.

by Thegoosekat May 4, 2016

vienna sausage

When you suck a man's dick so hard it falls apart in your mouth.

Bro she demolished my cock like she was sucking on a Vienna sausage

by Mustang guy 1983 May 10, 2022

Sea Sausage

Slang for Merman cock.

That mermaid had herself some sea sausage and eggs for breakfast.

by beefjerkeyAlDente June 19, 2012

Harlem Sausage

It's when you deep-fry your dick and have anal sex using ketchup as lube.

My back still hurts from that Harlem Sausage I gave to my girl last night.

by wasteoftime.exe August 2, 2018

marinate the sausage

When you cum inside your girl and leave your wiener inside to marinate

after i shot my clue glue in ruby she held me tight so i could marinate the sausage.

by LuigiMegatron August 17, 2011

sausage effect

When a man wears his belt too tight, creating the appearance of links of sausage.

You need to loosen your belt. You have the sausage effect going on.

by Kara J May 15, 2016