The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.
by The Pirate of Pissants December 24, 2013
The sexiest bitch in the skee. All the guys want her but they can't have her because she's better than any guy that tries to get with her.
by huiiii August 16, 2017
An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.
Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
by Sandycheeks1 December 15, 2013
by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw December 07, 2016
When a girl drags her finger between her sweaty tits, and then drags her finger under an unsuspecting guy's nose
by Holanda June 03, 2013
by 😈Shawdy44😉 September 19, 2020
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez - It s where a man smears cum on the upper lip of the female creating the illusion she has a white moustache, similar to an Albino's hair colour.
by Ethal The Frog September 22, 2013