Sad giraffe

When you have had too much to drink that you can’t get it up. Your weenie is a sad giraffe.

Oh honey we can’t do it tonight... those Jackie Daniels shot gave me a sad giraffe.

by Sadgiraffe October 01, 2018

Sad Nasty

When someone uses their tears as anal lubricant with their sexual partner.

Josh: I saw Alec walk out of the Library crying, is he okay?
Connor: Yeah he was probably doing the Sad Nasty with his girlfriend again.

by Centurion_Code April 04, 2018

Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020

a sad childhood

someone who was never allowed to watch spongebob and was allergic to dogs *cough cough* my childhood

A REAL LIFE EXAMPLE FROM a sad childhood

Some kid from my kindergarten class: Hey Brooke did you see the latest SpongeBob episode????
ME: * cries in a corner*
Same kid: Awww I'm sorry maybe this puppy will cheer you up!!
ME: *sobs louder before dying*

by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 26, 2018

Sad spaghetti

Flop. A term to describe a general energy level. Flop. Not to be confused with Sad Sushi Roll. Flop.

I is a sad spaghetti. *Flop*
He can't do that, he is a sad spaghetti.
There is not enough fuel. It is a sad spaghetti.

by Sad spaghetti November 28, 2017

sad pupper

a pupper that has faced absolute despair, disappointment, or fear and is in turn sad because of it

that pupper is sad for he is stuck, therefore he is a sad pupper

by Rikerino July 14, 2017

Smash Sad

When you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you constantly lose or are off you’re game.

Hey man, don’t bother him, he’s smash sad

by papapattyp June 10, 2020