Rusty Nail

the act of sticking ones dick into a girls mouth right after anal sex

I gave the 2 dollar hoe a rusty nail last night

by scotty June 30, 2003

rusty earl grey

when three afro americans stand around one white woman and one sticks his man genitals into the anus of the woman, while the other two stand and yell random things such as "freak that bitch out tone" or "clown on her". then after a brief period of the genitals being lodged in the anus the male removes his testicles only to dabble them into the mouth of the woman like a tea bag.

Jesse: yo, what u get into last nite?
Ray: oh you kno jus a lil earl grey action
Jesse: Rusty Earl Grey or Not?
Ray: Rusty
Jesse: Sounds like a good night.

by EEEEKLSALDFK March 24, 2008

Rusty Clutch

When you slip from the first hole into the second hole, you have a Rusty Clutch.

When his girlfriend looked back angrily when he attempted to do her in the butt, he shruged and blamed it on a Rusty Clutch.

by Tralfas September 16, 2006

rusty seagull

The sexual at of finishing anal by pulling out and roughly gagging the catcher to the point they make a sound like a dying seagull. note if vomiting occurs it becomes the painted seagull.

Rusty Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: eaurauuchh!

Painted Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: Wtf? hey...euurachhh...splahcchhh!

by PtrThaRmn October 4, 2011

Rusty Crockpot

The act of defecating in a crockpot that has leftover food in it. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a dirty crockpot in the office break room for several days.

I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his lunch from that rusty crockpot I left for him in the break room.

by meatlover222 June 18, 2009

rusty slide-whistle

Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.

Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good.

by lavoinha August 26, 2006

Rusty Load

The orange looking cum that is filled with broken sperm and debries. This occurs when a man has not had an ejaculation for a long period of time. When he does finally cum, the load is rusty - rusty load.

A guy cums for the first time after several months, he releases a rusty load.

by Uliqua my Dika December 4, 2006