Nipple Riders

Pants that are pulled up unusually high so as to nearly touch the wearer's nipples

My grandfather wearing some sweat nipple riders

by Smarmy McQueasy June 5, 2014

rhythm rider

Bassist that has no creativity limiting them self to only playing the root note to the rhythm

Dude, he really sucks. He's such a rhythm rider, he can't hang with our difficulty

by charliebass September 5, 2015

cripp rider

A woman,usually addicted to drugs, alcohol or both that hooks up and cohabitates with a male on disability. That way she always knows that there is a guaranteed government check arriving like clockwork plus she is always eligible for food stamps. She knows that due to the crippled person she is riding not much sex is involved plus she has a babysitter for her twice a month child visitation days. Always a plus to a cripp rider are the prescription pain pills her mule can acquire for her.

Look at that damn cripp rider hanging out in front of the VA HOSPITAL. Her old man just died from complications from his injuries in Ahfganistan yesterday and she's already looking for another ride. Nasty bitch. (Bitch) (check) (whore) (scumbag) (filth)

by Papasquatch December 10, 2015

evening rider

Girls who like mixed guys.

White guy: I really like this girl but she only dates mixed guys.
Black guy: oh she's a evening rider.

by Alexusra_ January 25, 2016

Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.

Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!

by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018

Lul rider

A girl who’s special to you and will always keep it real with you no matter what.

“Ayeee my lul rider got me sprung”

“Yooo lul rider on that !!! she’s a keeper

by Unknown jhit December 18, 2017

Storm Rider

The rider who preceeds the four horsemen of the Apocalypse to warn others to change their ways or perish. The lonely prophet doomed to see the rise and fall of mankind eternally.

Here comes the Storm rider we may have hope.... pray we listen...

by Lyrique November 18, 2017