Rantswer

(n) an impassioned long-winded response to a question usually involving religion, politics, or Star Wars.

"I asked a fanboy why Episode II was so bad, and instead of a quick reply, I got a ten minute rantswer."

by MichiganJHSV February 10, 2025

Rantability

The scale at which a topic or subject can be ranted about, typically a hyperfixation.

"The rantability of that stupid fucking fish man from Pressure is crazy."

by SevinDrgon May 26, 2025

rant youtuber

A type of YouTuber who rants about things.

Dude, most of the rant youtubers don't even rant anymore!

by TheMan1225 November 28, 2025

molly rant

Antonym, or opposite of, molly-baby-babble

I'd much prefer a molly rant than her incessant babble about her damn baby.

by Girlfriend_in_a_ComaUK November 20, 2007

Molly Rant

A rant of epic proportions, often about tech news.

She really went off about the iPhone, that was a real molly rant!

by A Buzz Out Loud Listener October 26, 2007

Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011

Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013