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jelly rabbit

n. the occasionally-lethal side-effect of a malpracticed jello rabbit. Excessively deep penetration of the bubble-soaked lips into the rectum incurs the wrath of a full four-course Korean dinner in enema form, sprayed all over the face of the naive jello rabbit performer.
Although Lee Kim Park was firmly mounted on my face, my little slip-up ended with a thick flow of jelly rabbit down my throat and in all of my facial orifici...
by cockbeast October 30, 2007
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rabbit fever

rabbit fever is when you think something that you totally shouldn't be thinking. Usually something very inappropriate.
Girl 1: So, I saw our principal at the beach, in a speedo!
Girl 2: Gross! I just got rabbit fever.
by black chameleon December 19, 2011
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Killer Rabbit

A creature that presents itself as being totally harmless and cuddly, but will beat you to death with your own skull if you get too close. Named for the creature of the same name in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where it decapitates Sir Bohrs and two other knights before the crew books it.
I saw a cute little squirrel on the way to school. I wound up losing my testicles to it.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.
by Intelligence001 January 7, 2020
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fat rabbit

talking about the mons pubis being thicker or fatter than others
Let me touch it (let me touch it)
Let me feel it (let me feel it)
Let me grab it (let me grab it)
That fat rabbit (fat rabbit, fat rabbit, fat rabbit) Ludacris Song

She has a phat rabbit in those jeans.
by Chunkie Bunnie March 29, 2013
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silly rabbit

Cute version of calling someone silly.
by Nanda July 10, 2006
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Velveteen Rabbit

A sexual act originating in late 19th century England. Bunny ears are formed with the first 2 fingers of the hand. The index finger is then inserted in the sexual partner's rectum while the tip of the middle finger strokes the chode/chode hair.
I gave your mom the old "velveteen rabbit" last night.
by CR_Gus July 31, 2009
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Jizz Rabbit

a rabbit in climax, with sticky hair, because of jizz all over itself
by bob ross May 10, 2003
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