AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass boss's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. You could say its a doggy daycare, but it is so much more. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs.
Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....."
Ginny, the co-manager, is an old lady who obviously used to be a prostitute. She is in the habit of asking every question at least four times before she is satisfied, a habit most likely learned from dirty talk in bed.
We get some crazy employees. Tamara, for example, bought a Hummer for her ugly ass little white dog with a license plate reading "4RUFFLS". She believes her dog loves the place, and so she tortures it every day by bringing it in. Tamara's boob job tries its best to make up for her lack of intelligence, but, sadly, fails.
The day continues with fun games such as "Spray Ruffles with the pressure hose," and "See if your coworker will clean up the shit you take when they aren't looking." Ninja employees sometimes scale the walls with ease to retrieve long lost balls.
The place smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit, but can be be legitimately respected by those who have come to know it.
Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....."
Ginny, the co-manager, is an old lady who obviously used to be a prostitute. She is in the habit of asking every question at least four times before she is satisfied, a habit most likely learned from dirty talk in bed.
We get some crazy employees. Tamara, for example, bought a Hummer for her ugly ass little white dog with a license plate reading "4RUFFLS". She believes her dog loves the place, and so she tortures it every day by bringing it in. Tamara's boob job tries its best to make up for her lack of intelligence, but, sadly, fails.
The day continues with fun games such as "Spray Ruffles with the pressure hose," and "See if your coworker will clean up the shit you take when they aren't looking." Ninja employees sometimes scale the walls with ease to retrieve long lost balls.
The place smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit, but can be be legitimately respected by those who have come to know it.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
by Shitcleaner December 28, 2007
Get the Puppy Playlandmug. A puppy pile is when a bunch of girls (sometimes a few boys, but usually just girls...) all sleep together in the same bed. most girls love to puppy pile... its how we sleep.
sleeping with your friends like a pile of puppies, all in one bed and on top of eachother.
sleeping with your friends like a pile of puppies, all in one bed and on top of eachother.
by Genevieve M July 14, 2005
Get the puppy-pilemug. by Katie(has a sense of humor) May 4, 2007
Get the smut puppymug. A Corn Puppy is a special kind of fart that is small but still potent. It is named after the sound it makes which resembles a short popping sound. The sound has to be a deep pop rather than a squeak or any other high pitched flatulence.
by Sam seibert December 10, 2006
Get the Corn Puppymug. by Donny1010 May 28, 2008
Get the Douche Puppymug. A synonym for diarrhea, typically caused by excessively greasy or questionable food. Puppy shits refers to the typically runny consistency of puppy feces.
by milkmuppetlove November 14, 2011
Get the puppy shitsmug. 