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Puppy Playland

AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass boss's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. You could say its a doggy daycare, but it is so much more. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs.
Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....."
Ginny, the co-manager, is an old lady who obviously used to be a prostitute. She is in the habit of asking every question at least four times before she is satisfied, a habit most likely learned from dirty talk in bed.
We get some crazy employees. Tamara, for example, bought a Hummer for her ugly ass little white dog with a license plate reading "4RUFFLS". She believes her dog loves the place, and so she tortures it every day by bringing it in. Tamara's boob job tries its best to make up for her lack of intelligence, but, sadly, fails.
The day continues with fun games such as "Spray Ruffles with the pressure hose," and "See if your coworker will clean up the shit you take when they aren't looking." Ninja employees sometimes scale the walls with ease to retrieve long lost balls.
The place smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit, but can be be legitimately respected by those who have come to know it.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
by Shitcleaner December 28, 2007
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puppy-pile

A puppy pile is when a bunch of girls (sometimes a few boys, but usually just girls...) all sleep together in the same bed. most girls love to puppy pile... its how we sleep.

sleeping with your friends like a pile of puppies, all in one bed and on top of eachother.
on our school field trip, my girlfriends and i all puppy-piled in one bed.
by Genevieve M July 14, 2005
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smut puppy

Someone who is a sucker for smut, sex, pornos and strippers.
Also, a band from Michigan.
any guy who thinks watching porn together is a date, is a total smut puppy.
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Corn Puppy

A Corn Puppy is a special kind of fart that is small but still potent. It is named after the sound it makes which resembles a short popping sound. The sound has to be a deep pop rather than a squeak or any other high pitched flatulence.
Wow Nate that was one hell of a corn puppy, you should probably stop eating burritos all the time.
by Sam seibert December 10, 2006
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Douche Puppy

The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch.
Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Puppy
by Donny1010 May 28, 2008
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puppy shits

A synonym for diarrhea, typically caused by excessively greasy or questionable food. Puppy shits refers to the typically runny consistency of puppy feces.
"Bro, we should have skipped the Taco Bell run. I have an explosive case of the puppy shits.
by milkmuppetlove November 14, 2011
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Grass Puppy

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020
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