mobile punching

The keyboard equivalent of keyboard smashing.

Jabbing one's thumbs repetitively and aggressively at the screen to create random gibberish.

"What's that supposed to say?"

"Oh, nothing. Carla is just mobile punching again."

by Miya-chan May 30, 2018

grilla punch

The act of punching someone in the mouth, knocking out their teeth and then face fucking them.

Damn woman, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna grilla punch you!!!

by joeydetuned September 25, 2008

quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 28, 2016

muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 10, 2016

alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.

That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.

by Gambeaners November 25, 2013

Earthquake Punch

The act of punching some one directly in the mouth as hard as one can imagine. You must call "Earthquake Punch" before you punch, as if you do not, the Earthquake Punch will not be as powerful.

"That kid is such a D-Bag"
*walks over to the kid*
"EARTHQUAKE PUNCH!!!"

*punches kid very hard in the mouth*

by 1j1l2s3 October 16, 2010

hunch punch

drink that is a mixture of mountain dew, kool-aid, and ever clear. it tastes amazing and you cant taste the alcohol at all.

After she drank one cup of hunch punch she was trashed.

by chelsea07 January 03, 2009