Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.

You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there is no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.

by Discoloration February 28, 2017

Hitler Pubes

When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.

I went to the emergency room for a heart attack and woke up on the recovery room with Hitler pubes.

by ChefR January 20, 2021

Peek-a-Pube

A comment referring to the scandalous and provocative clothing worn by a skanky female.

Dang, Gina! Did you see her outfit? The skirt is so short she's gonna peek-a-pube!

by Tina_Cakes May 15, 2015

Pube Monster

The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.

Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!

Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!

Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!

by TommyP88 November 22, 2011

Falling pubes

hairs that fall out of the air that have crabs on them

Ron: Hey Look a bunch of falling pubes!

by SaintRow for life October 31, 2017

White pubes

White pubes is about 20 minutes after you cum when your pubes get hard and they turn white, usually looks like lice, no girl wants to see white pubes

Sam I’m not sucking your dick you have white pubes

by Monica😉 October 22, 2019

Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.

Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019