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Palfessional

A co-worker whom you like enough that you also spend free time together as friends or companions. You might share a dark sense of humor, an interest in vintage muscle cars, or you might discover that you both have beer-can collections!
Krysz is our awesome art director here at Pin-Up Creative. We're palfessionals, too, because sometimes we hang out after work, drink fine beer, and compare notes about our scooter-repair issues! That's what pals are for, right?
by ChiefWordsmith October 21, 2009
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Professional Peedubber

Todd Gilligan is fast becoming one of the world best Professional Peedubbers
by Todd Gilligan September 25, 2010
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Professional BMX Racer

if you race BMX in the class 'pro' and you make money in doing so
then you are a Professional BMX Racer
i am now a Professional BMX Racer and im so proud
by Luke Madill February 23, 2011
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Polefessional

friend: Damn, I've never seen a polefessional move like that on stage before.

me: Umm... what? A polefessional?

friend: It's a classier name a stripper

me: No, they're strippers. There's nothing classy about that.
by Chinook_58 July 11, 2011
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professional purgatory

Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.
"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"

"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"
by Marwam September 27, 2013
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professionally nasty

being nasty in a professional manner. Ref. Amit Sagar
I am going to write a professionally nasty email
by benny the jet March 18, 2014
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Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
by Andymius September 26, 2014
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