riding the black pony 

To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.

I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.

riding the black pony by Wheeeeeeee! December 8, 2005

pony up 

to pay up after losing in poker or other card games

my full house beat your pair, pony up biatch

pony up by ian the d February 6, 2004

ride the wild bologna pony 

what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.

Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.

ride the wild bologna pony by mikeDiesel January 10, 2006

Dirty Pony 

Noun. A person who says and does dirty things at night; often including cameras, glitter, poles, other slutty people, or squirrels. If there is more than one DP, they can be numbered in order of dirtiness. Dirty Ponies always fight over the Dirty Pony #1 position.

"Dirty Pony, I can't wait to hose you down." --Lady Gaga

Dirty Pony #2: "Bikini Smackdown, RIGHT NOW for #1!"
Dirty Pony #1: "No thanks, I don't want to embarass you."

Dirty Pony by Fro Yo August 22, 2011

feeding the pony 

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

feeding the pony by howie December 1, 2003

Pongos 

Nickname for a boy (17-30ish )in the British Army.
Gets in fights with Matlows and/or Crabs
Likes to drink a lot and pull (snog, shag)any Shaz, Tracy or Janner they find.
A female pongo will pull any Matlows, Crabs or Pongos she can find.
Orgin "Where ever the army goes the pong goes."

"Mate did ya pull last night?"
"Yeah, 3 pongos, 2 crabs and like 5 matlows

Pongos by Eva January 7, 2004

Pony 

Canadian slang for an Umbrella which only 'posh urbanites' tend to use.

It was raining, and I was afraid of my hair getting ruined, so I brought my pony to the party.

Pony by J013rt1 May 21, 2013