Poison

the most beautiful person ever. aka me

person 1: marry me poison ur beautiful

person 2: no they're mine!

by poisonnnnnn November 23, 2021

Diamond poisoning

The immediate affect that slipping a diamond ring on a womans finger has on her sex drive.

“So the day after I slipped the ring on her finger, she got diamond poisoning, and we haven’t got busy since!”

by travellin2planker October 10, 2019

Poison for the pain

The act of watching romantic movies to get over a loved one or the pain of being alone.

"Damm im having a shitty week because of Her, well, little Poison for the pain and ill be ok"

by MursuTheMan April 2, 2012

Intellectual poisoning

The state of body shut down one goes through after excess studying. Usually happens to college students during finals week. Symptoms include problems communicating to others, ability to stay away, and physical exhaustion.

Damn Billy got intellectual poisoning after preparing for the physics final

by Logzbaker June 10, 2019

The poison

The poison for Kuzco.

the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?

YES! The poison!
Gotcha covered.

by Mr. Enderman February 3, 2024

poison dragon

A sex act involving a prostitute sticking their tongue up a man's butt; analingus.

Tim: I saw an ad for a hooked under my door. I called the number, and they sent a hooker to my hotel to give me a poison dragon.

by redroadpunk May 31, 2023

poison kiss

A kiss from a toxic person yet they still draw you in with their charm.

A terrible kiss

Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.

Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.

by Qwerty The Queen February 22, 2021