One pirate participant was disqualified from the marathon upon finishing on the account that he was too cheap to pay the registration fee for an official number.
by redrunner777 January 18, 2007
by Dr Evil 2023 June 10, 2022
Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.
by Generic Kate January 17, 2015
by trevor340 February 11, 2009
Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.
by CaptainZ November 01, 2007
1. The distress signal for a sleeper cell of pirates in an urbanized location. The pirates have a moral obligation, nay, a physical urge to assemble in the desired location of their fellow distressed pirate (FDP).
2. Diarrhea noise
2. Diarrhea noise
Robber: I will take your belongings.
FDP: Arg...not my belongings! QUIET, PIRATES!
*pirates assemble*
2. Up to interpretation
FDP: Arg...not my belongings! QUIET, PIRATES!
*pirates assemble*
2. Up to interpretation
by toonce’s tuccis September 09, 2018
When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!
That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!
by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011